Las Madres '80 East
  APRIL 2017 NEWSLETTER


 
APRIL BIRTHDAYS
4th     Brian Miller
8th     Randi Heinrichsen
10th    Julie Corral
12th    Merrilee Claverie
           Todd Claverie
14th    Lynn Miller
24th   Tyler Brooks-Schulke
25th   Marcos Gomez

 


COMING EVENTS
Month of April
Saturday Coffee
9:00 am
LeBou at San Felipe/Yerba Buena
Contact: Vicki
April 3
Happy Hour
4:00 pm
Firehouse No. 1
RSVP: Vicki
April 8
8-Ball
7:30 pm
Casa de Gomez
RSVP: Ginny
April 18
Lunch Bunch
11:30 am
Capers
RSVP: Randi
April 20
Meeting
TBA
RSVP: Ginny
April 29
Coffee Field Trip
9:00 am
Gabi's Petite Baguette
RSVP: Vicki
May 24
Tea at Filoli
1:00 pm
RSVP: Janis by April 23

Meeting
When: Thursday, April 20

Where: TBA
What: Movie and/or Dinner

Ginny is hosting this month's meeting.  She volunteered for last month, but will try again this month with either a movie and/or dinner, and is open to other suggestions.  Check your email and/or this webpage for updated information.



We meet every Saturday morning at 9:00 am at Le Boulanger at San Felipe and Yerba Buena.  There is a Starbucks across from it if you need something "special" to go with your bagel or pastry.

Our field trip this month is on
Saturday, April 29th, to Gabi's Petite Baguette, 5685 Cottle Road (OSH parking lot).

https://www.gabispetitebaguette.com/


e-Mail Tidbit

Why I Like Retirement !

Question:
How many days in a week? 
Answer:
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:
Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 
 
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:
Only one, but it might take all day. 
 
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:
There is not enough time to get everything done. 

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:
The term comes with a 10% discount. 
 
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:
Tied shoes. 

Question: Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:
They are the only ones who have the time. 
 
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer:
NUTS! 

Question:
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer:
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:
Normal. 
 
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. 

Question:
What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 
 
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

Answer:
He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
QUESTION:
What do you do all week? 
Answer:
Monday to Friday, NOTHING. Saturday & Sunday, I rest. 


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APRIL WEBSITE
What is Old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdNjrUs4NM&feature=youtu.be
  Millenials Show Us What "Old" Looks Like



CLUB OFFICERS
President -
Robin Nevoli

Treasurer - Sue Ballard
Newsletter & Webmaster - Ginny Gomez
Coffee & Happy Hour Coordinator - Vicki Rasmussen
Executive Committee - Randi Heinrichsen,
Merrilee Claverie, and Tina Cuneo