Las Madres '80 East
  FEBRUARY 2018 NEWSLETTER

    

FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS
1st     Kacey Roessler Sunseri
3rd    Walt Wilson
10th   Shirley D'Agosta
14th   Jim Cuneo
22nd   Cortney Corral Morris
29th   Mathew Hennig











                 

COMING EVENTS
Month of February
Saturday Coffee
9:00 am
LeBou at San Felipe/Yerba Buena
February 15
Meeting
7:15 pm
Betty's
RSVP:
Betty
February 19
Lunch Bunch
11:30 am
Super Duper Burgers
RSVP: Randi
February 24
Coffee Field Trip
9:00 am
Casa Vicky

RSVP: Janis
March 17
8-Ball at Casa Gomez
March 22
St. Frances Cabrini Dinner for the Ladies
April 13-17
Ladies Spring Trip to Ruth's
July 28
Couple Bunko at Nevolis
August 5-19
Pinecrest
September 22
Bocce Ball
October 4-9
Ladies Fall Trip to Cathy's

Meeting
When: Thursday, February 15, 7:15 pm

Where: Betty's House
What: Money Origami
 
At the February meeting Betty will be showing us how to do money origami.
She will help us make three different shapes with money.
Money origami turns out better when using crisp or new bills. Betty will have new ones that we can trade for our wrinkled $1, or bring crisp bills (any denomination) that you would like to use.

Betty will have examples of some of the things that she has made out of money. Directions are easily found on YouTube.

She can also show us how to make an origami envelope with a square.

Betty is not sure how long this will take. Depending on time and interest, we can play a game after the origami.

Please RSVP Betty so she will have enough table space for everyone.

Betty:
bverhoeven@att.net
1477 Los Rios Dr
408-997-5406
cell 408-881-4696


We meet every Saturday morning at 9:00 am at Le Boulanger at San Felipe and Yerba Buena.  There is a Starbucks across from it if you need something "special" to go with your bagel or pastry.

This month we will be having a field trip on Saturday, February 24, at 9:00 am to Casa Vicky (792 E Julian).  Check out their breakfast items and specialty coffees on their website: 
http://www.casavicky.com/Menu2.html

e-Mail Tidbit

For a Smile Today.....

Hello!  Is this Gordon's Pizza?
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
No sir, Google bought Gordonís Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza..
Do you want your usual, sir?
My usual? You know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.
OK!  Thatís what I want.
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?
What?  I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
How the hell do you know?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.
I bought more from another drugstore. 
That doesnít show on your credit card statement.
I paid in cash.

But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. 
I have other sources of cash. 
That doesnít show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
 
Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.  I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me
 
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.  It expired 6 weeks ago.


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FEBRUARY WEBSITE
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CLUB OFFICERS
President -
Robin Nevoli

Treasurer - Sue Ballard
Newsletter & Webmaster - Ginny Gomez
Happy Hour & Coffee Coordinator - Janis Gerlinger
Executive Committee - Randi Heinrichsen,
Merrilee Claverie, and Tina Cuneo