A German Shepard, a Doberman, and a
Cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know
what they believe in.
The German Shepard says, "I believe in
discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."
"Good" says God, "then sit down on my right
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God.
The Doberman answers, "I believe in love, care,
and protection of my master."
"Aha" says God, "you may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the Cat, and asks, "And what do
you believe in?"
The Cat then answers, "I believe you're sitting
in my seat"