Las Madres February 2021

No Meeting in February

As we continue to adjust to the "New Normal", we decided to limit our Zoom "meetings" to Wednesday and Saturday Coffees.
But, we couldn't give up our monthly Happy Hour, so we will continue to Zoom with drink in hand!

Happy Hour

February Happy Hour

Our February Happy Hour will be on Tuesday, February 2nd. See you on Zoom with your drink in hand at 4:00 pm.

No Lunch Bunch in February

Wednesday Coffee Clatches

Wednesday coffees for February will continue to be online with Zoom. See you at 9:00 am on Wednesdays.

Some Words of Wisdom...

1-Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

2-It's weird being the same age as old people.

3-When I was a kid I wanted to be older.
This is not what I expected.

4-Life is like a helicopter.
I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

5-Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a littlep bit chubby.

6-It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.

7-Marriage Counselor:
"Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?"
Him: "To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers."

8-Never sing in the shower!
Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember. Don't sing!

9-I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "Wow," that many times in your first session but here we are.

10-If 2020 was a math word-problem:
If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

11-I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

12-We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to:
"Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

13-If you can't think of a word say "I forgot the English word for it."
That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.

14-I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

15-Coronacoaster (Noun):
The ups and downs of a pandemic.
One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.

16-Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

17-I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.

18-I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.

19-How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought, "Well aren't we just two clowns short of a circus?"

20-At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity?
As in: "That's a load of 2020." Or "What in the 2020?"

21-We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Saturday Coffee Clatches Continue