Month of January
Saturday Coffee
9:00 am
LeBou at San
Felipe/Yerba Buena
Contact: Vicki
January 5
Happy
Hour 4:00 pm Blush
Raw Bar Lounge
RSVP: Vicki
January 19
Annual Planning
Meeting
7:15 pm Shirley's
House
RSVP: Shirley
January 24
Lunch
Bunch 11:30 am Pho
To Thi #1
RSVP: Randi
January 28
Coffee
Field Trip 9:00 am Big
Mug Coffee
Roaster
RSVP: Vicki
Our Annual Planning & White
Elephant Meeting
When: Thursday,
January 19, 7:15pm
Where: Shirley's House
What: Planning Meeting &
White Elephant
Gift Exchange
Shirley has generously
volunteered to host our annual
January Planning Meeting &
White Elephant Gift
Exchange. Bring a snack,
your calendar, a wrapped white
elephant wrapped gift, and
your ideas for things to do in
2017.
NOTE:
The white elephant gift can be
something great but not what
you like or can use. It
also could be something funny
and not so great.
Once
again, Merrilee
(Hostess
Extraordinaire) provided her
lovely home
for dear
friends to
eat, drink,
and be
merry! This
year's theme
of BLACK &
WHITE was
revealed in various
versions of
kitchen linens,
as well as a long
sweater wrap that
brought
on the
"battles".
We
were glad that
both Sally
& Kathy were
able to travel
(north
& south)
to join
in the fun! Pinecrest
Camping
Reservations.....Shirley
Remember......reservations
for Pinecrest
begin on
Monday the
23rd
Dues
Dues
for 2016 are
$20.
Please send
your dues to
Sue Ballard
before the end
of the month.
Saturday
Coffee Clatches Continue
We
meet every Saturday morning at 9:00 am at Le Boulanger
at San Felipe and Yerba Buena. There is a
Starbucks across from it if you need something "special"
to go with your bagel or pastry.
On January 28th, we'll
be going to Big Mug Coffee Roaster, 3014 El
Camino Real, Santa Clara.
Question: How many days in a
week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's
bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls
asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change
a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take
all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe
of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to
get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind
being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10%
discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is
considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count
pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who
have the time.
Question: What is the common term
for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to
clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they
do, one of their adult kids will want
to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a
long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way
to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee
Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage
of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one
calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often
say he doesn't miss work, but misses
the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the
whole truth.
And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all
week?
Answer: Monday to Friday, NOTHING.
Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
