3rd Michael D'Agosta
10th Betty Verhoeven
15th Christian Corral
19th Rob Verhoeven
27th Leah D'Agosta
28th Brett Nevoli
The May meeting will be a card making class at Craf'it in Sunnyvale. Details to follow.
So far the following people have sent deposits to Vicki for the Napa trip: Robin, Janis, Sue Butler, Shirley and Randi. Others who have expressed interest are: Merrilee, Vicki, Joan, Kathy and Sally.
If you want to go, please send your deposit ASAP. Also, as a possible activity I have contacted Copia, the American Center for Wine, Food and the Arts, in Napa for group information. Here is the website to check it out(we need 10 to get the group rate): http://www.copia.org/about/hours_admission.html
It looks like a fun place!
Let me know if I should go ahead and make the reservation and
check out the lunch options there also. - Randi.
Saturday Coffee Clatches
Meet your Las Madres friends for some coffee and conversation at Java Junction on Saturday mornings at 9am. Every third Saturday is a field trip. May's away coffee will be the SECOND SATURDAY this month, May 13. We will meet at our old Starbucks haunt at the usual 9:00 & then those that would like to check out the Quilt show & pottery at Garden Accents in Morgan Hill can carpool down there. Check out the link: http://www.garden-accents.net/events.htm
Answers given by 2nd grade
school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference
between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back of her head.
Somebody Once Said.....
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.....
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct......
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a
mother is boring.....
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're
a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good".....
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good"
mothers never raise their voices.....
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't
need an education to be a mother.....
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't
love the fourth child as much as you love the first.....
Somebody doesn't have four children.
Somebody said a mother
can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .....
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother
can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married. Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's
job is done when her last child leaves home ....
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother
knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.....
Somebody isn't a mother.