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Signs of
the Times
Anesthesiologist business
card:
'When you care enough to sleep with
the very best.'
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Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit
please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband
fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.'
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At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee :
'Invite us to your next
blowout.'
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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a
leg. We want tows.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food
is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on
your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We
hear you coming'
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In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!'
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At the Electric Company
'We would be delighted if you
send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you
will be.'
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