AUGUST BIRTHDAYS
    7th       Abbey Nevoli
                Nathan Tsafos
    9th       Dee Castagnoli
    11th     Erik Rasmussen
    17th     Ron Miller
    21st     Phil Smith
    27th     Ruth Eastman
 
 

AUGUST Meeting
   When:  Thursday, August 19
    Where:  TBA
    What:  Movie & Dessert
    RSVP:  Ruth if you don't have e-mail
Ruth received new inspiration and has planned a movie and dessert night.  Ruth says, "It will probably be XiuXiu at Camera 3 if it's still playing (usually plays at 7 PM)...then we can go to
Johnny Rockets afterwards or the Fountain at the Fairmont for dessert."  Ruth will email everyone with final info by Monday, August 16th.
 
 

Message from the Roesslers
"Thanks to all of you who showed your support by e-mails, cards, phone calls, flowers, and donations in honor of Kim. Even though we knew we would lose her it's still never easy. Thanks for being there...................................................................................................The Roesslers"
 
 

KIDS' KORNER

Congratulations to Melinda Gomez for having been chosen to be in Who's Who for American High School Students, being named First Team-All League and receiving the Coach's Award in Water Polo, as well as making a new "A" times at the South Bay Swim League Championships in both Backstroke and Freestyle.

Krystal Nevoli displayed her artwork at the Cultural Iniviatives/Silicon Valley reception for Cadwallader School.
 
 

e-MAIL HUMOR

IFS AND WHYS
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
* Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?  Shouldn't they  be wearing night gowns?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just stale bread to begin with.
* If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver?
* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
 
 

CLUB OFFICERS
President - Shirley D'Agosta
Newsletter - Ginny Gomez
Treasurer - Vicki Rasmussen
Historian - Randi Heinrichsen