Las Madres '80 East


April 17
Coffee Field Trip
9 am
Contact: Tina

April 22
A Trip Down Memory Lane Meeting
7 pm
RSVP: Dee by April 19

April 30-May2
Ladies Spring Fling
7:15 pm
Contact: Cathy

May 21-23
Los Padres Golf Weekend
Forest Meadows

July 31-August 7

October 8-10
Ladies Fall Fling
Contact: Cathy


4th        Brian Miller (Happy 22nd!)
8th        Randi Heinrichsen
11th       Trevor Wilson (Happy 24th!)
12th       Merrilee Claverie
              Todd Claverie (Happy 27th!)
14th       Lynn Miller
24th      Tyler Brooks-Schulke (Happy 21st!)
25th      Marcos Gomez (Happy 24th!)

April Meeting
When: April 22, 7:15 pm
Where: Dee's House
What: A Trip Down Memory Lane

Dee has created a slide show from our old photo albums for our viewing pleasure. You don't need to bring anything because Dee will be providing special appetizers and desserts- just come and enjoy! Please RSVP to Dee by April 19 so she'll know you'll be coming and she'll be ready with enough food and chairs. This is a meeting not to be missed!

Help Requested: Those of you who are still in contact with Rosanne, please invite her and have her contact Dee.
Also, Dee is requesting a new home for the 12 LM photo albums, either one volunteer to house them all, or each of us can take one home.

Adult 8-Ball
Twenty-five hearty souls turned out for an evening of fun. Some merely "gabbed" while others "competed". The ultimate "Masters of the Game" were Sally Brooks-Schulke and Keith Roessler. Second place went once again to an all-women team of Vicki Rasmussen & Sue Ballard.

March Meeting Report - from Shirley
We had 8 ladies willing and ABLE to make origami creatures and shapes. We tried a couple of simple ones together (hearts, stars, boats and
butterflies) and then branched out to try a shark, penguin, bumblebee and a couple of things we never figured out. We could try it again at a
meeting or coffee if people enjoyed it. I see a definite learning curve and we could all improve next time! We had a short meeting and collected many bags of pillows, bedding and towels for the San Jose Family Shelter, which Vicki took over the following day. The club also made a donation to Buchser Middle School to help supply
the science labs that burned in their fire.

Ladies Spring Fling
Shirley reports that there is still space available for the Russian River getaway, so contact her if you want to join the fun!

Best Wishes to the Wilsons as they celebrate 30 years of wedded bliss on the 20th!

Saturday Coffee Clatches Continue
Meet your Las Madres friends for some coffee and conversation at the Starbuck's at White and Aborn on Saturday mornings at 9am. Every third Saturday is a field trip. Watch your e-mail for the announcement of this month's outing.


What My Mother Taught Me 

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father."

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about! RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home."

18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE!
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out to be just like you."


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Co-Presidents - Robin Nevoli & Cathy Hennig
Treasurer - Vicki Rasmussen
Newsletter & Webmaster - Ginny Gomez
Coffee Coordinator - Tina Cuneo, Coffee Advisor -Randi Heinrichsen
Executive Committee - Randi Heinrichsen, Joan Wilson and Sally Brooks-Schulke