Las Madres '80 East

4th   Danny Gonterman
7th   Abbey Nevoli
         Nathan Laing
11th  Erik Rasmussen
15th  Keely Corral
17th  Ron Miller
27th  Ruth Eastman



Month of August
Saturday Coffee
9:00 am
LeBou at San Felipe/Yerba Buena
Contact: Vicki
August 14
Happy Hour
3:00 pm
Gordon Biersch
RSVP: Vicki
August 17
7:15 pm
Randi's Home
RSVP: Randi
August 21
Lunch Bunch
11:30 am
RSVP: Randi
August 26
Coffee Field Trip
9:00 am
House of Meatball

When: Thursday, August 17, 7:15 pm

Where: Randi's Home
What: BYOA

 It was suggested we have a "BYOA" meeting (Bring Your Own Appetizer!) and we will sit outside and gab (if weather is pleasant.... bring a sweater for after dark as it can get chilly/windy). It would be great to have some "new" appetizers to try, so be creative!  Randi will also provide beverages.
RSVP to Randi, and if you know what appetizer you are bringing, say so in the email.

We meet every Saturday morning at 9:00 am at Le Boulanger at San Felipe and Yerba Buena.  There is a Starbucks across from it if you need something "special" to go with your bagel or pastry.

Our field trip this month is scheduled for
Saturday, August 26th.  We will be going to the House of Meatball (just a few doors down from LeBou) for breakfast.

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Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.
(Winston Churchill loved them).
        1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
        2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.
        3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
        4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
        5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
        6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
        7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
        8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
        9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
        10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify... " I answered " a doctor."
        11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
        12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
        13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
        14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
        15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
        16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
        17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
        Sadly this is true!!! 

        Spread the laughter, share the cheer, let's be happy, while we're here!


A Guide to Ethical Shell Collecting

President -
Robin Nevoli

Treasurer - Sue Ballard
Newsletter & Webmaster - Ginny Gomez
Coffee & Happy Hour Coordinator - Vicki Rasmussen
Executive Committee - Randi Heinrichsen,
Merrilee Claverie, and Tina Cuneo