January - Thank you Marilyn for hosting our annual planning meeting!
February - Betty: Money Origami
March - Merrilee: Paint & Wine Nite
April - Ladies Spring Trip to Ruth's
May - OPEN
June - Sue Ballard: Glow (Candle Party)
July - Janis
August - No meeting due to Pinecrest?
September - Robin
October - Randi
November - Vicki?
December - Merrilee has generously volunteered to host the Christmas party again (NOTE: Date change to Monday, December 17)
March 17 - 8-Ball at Casa Gomez
22 - Ladies
April 13-17 Ladies Spring Trip to Ruth's
July ? - Couples Bunko at Nevolis (Date change TBA)
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September 22 - Bocce Ball
October 4-9 Ladies Fall Trip to Cathy's
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